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admire your swag posters and reflect on the important people in your life
FIRST THINGS FIRST: the posters.
Your collection of posters is just about the only personalization you can afford to display in your room; any more and Dad would get a little antsy. In light of that, you made sure to display allegiance to the films and television shows that inspire you the most and mean the most to you: THE TROLL DARK KNIGHT, its title truncated for the purposes of this post, a gripping action-romance film following the doomed blackrom between Troll Bruce Wayne and a Highblood gone mad; THE THRESH PRINCE, the classic tale of an up-and-coming Threshecutioner; you think you’ve even got a tribute to one of Troll Nicholas Sparks’ books-turned-film around here somewhere.
You have exquisite tastes. Only the finest of Alternian productions, both from the Homeworld and from elsewhere in the Empire, touch your refined cinematic palette; even fewer manage to woo their way into your cardio-muscle and on to the walls of your respiteblock.
That’s why you treasure one poster in particular.
Wherein a mobster is ordered to kidnap the mentally challenged (and therefore scheduled to be eventually culled) lusus of a legislacerator in an attempt to save a mob boss from being killed by the hands of His Honorable Tyranny; but the troll who hired him does not trust him to get the job done, and an attractive female assassin who expresses exclusive interest in other female trolls is hired to assist; romantic tension ensues; several cringe-inducing lines are uttered; a turkey is briefly mentioned; …
The title is far too long to recite (although you feel it’s important to note that you definitely have it committed to memory). Most everyone just calls it TROLL GIGLI.
You’d be hard-pressed to name any given work of media your favorite, per se, but Troll Gigli definitely resides in the upper echelons of your heart. You had long found yourself unable to resist the exploits of the heroic J-LOBLOOD as she fought her way up the blood caste, be it through romantic comedies or her own take on the ancient Alternian arts of slam poetry, but it wasn’t until she entered the red quadrant with a highblood of all things that she truly secured her place in your heart.
You really love that movie.
